Pap

another word for crap or shit or poop but approximately 74% funnier

holy pap what in the pap is going on!?
you paphole why don't you go drink some pap!

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spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

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karima

Goddess, nNmesis of X-calvin, Giant Lemon circling above the Universal Bottle, fighting the Giant Pink Elephant that is X-calvin.
Martyr: Booney

Ow, Karima what have you done!! Smythe Me!

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chrismahanukwanzakah

Among the catchiest ad campaigns since, 'I like Ike'

it's okay if you're a muslim, a christian or a jew
it's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do
an all inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation
happy chrismahanukwanzakah to you

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a word

same as poop's entry

i dont like examples

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Metal daze

Meaning your really into the best type of music in the world, METAL!! Also a great song by ManowaR - HEAVY METAL, HEAVY METAL DAZE!1

I love metal so much!
Your in a metal daze

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earlier

Means hello ,the opposite of the word 'later' (duh)

"Earlier"

"alright man"

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