brang

to put a small puffy dog in his carrying case, zip it up, and swing him around as if he were in a mini airplane

1)come here doggie im gonna brang you!!!
2)dude stop branging my dog, its making him sick

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Window Houdini

When a guy does a girl doggie-style in front of a window, then at some point he gets a friend to trade places with him. He runs outside and up to the window, knocks on the glass, and yells HOUDINI! while waving to his girl.

I got Rick to help me pull a Window Houdini on Stacy last night.

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Mayhem

Black metal legends. Quite possibly the coolest fucking band in existence. Has a very violent history.

"Mayhem=true Norwegian black metal!!"

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Halo 2

The best game ever, it's a first person shooter, whitch offers many game types, and it has THE BEST ONLINE GAMEPLAY EVER!

Oh, god. My dick is soar...
From what?
I've been raping you too hard.

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Armpit

The hollow beneath the arm. The underarm.

Everytime Megan raised her hand in class in her sleeveless dress, the kid behind her tickled her armpit.

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The Shat

Affectionate yet somewhat insulting nickname for William Shatner, star of anything he gets paid for.

Hey man, did you hear? The Shat just released a new album. He makes fun of himself and still gets rave reviews!

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X & Y

The name of Coldplay's forthcoming album, which will undoubtedly be massive.

'X & Y' - a combination of oldplay and boldplay

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