sfazir

This means to slap furiously with a wooden plank. Origin is unknown but dates back to the early 70's.

I sfazired on of my carpool people.

Spampglish

The unintentional garbling of spoken English due to messages from the brain not being sent as fast as the mouth is wants to talk. The result is semi-slurred speech and words being conglomerated in weird ways. Ironically girls find this cute and are naturally drawn to it for some unknown reason. This technique is often used by Joespamp who also first coined the phrase jointly with the help of several of his friends.

There aren't really good examples for Spampglish that can be typed because it's more of a phonetic thing.

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blink 182

A pretty shit band, unoriginal and are insignificant compared to greenday.

I need a blink 182, but there is no toilet paper left

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Dick Cheney

she changed her name from evil cunt vein to Penis Lock, and later to dick cheney, and since then has this walking evidence of parasite power been screwing with you americans, and it's hard to watch your whole country just fade away because of this Dick.

if anything says anything evil, dicks' spirit has been involved.

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smelly butt

a strong stench coming out of someone's behind area

justine has a smelly butt

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kuhel

coolest person i know, kind and sweet and so beautiful. can't stand to be without her. seems like the only girl that really gets me. love spending time with her, and hanging out and talking and laughing with her.

Ali is very kuhel, i love her to death.

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penith

Penith ith the male thexual organ.

"She thaid my penith was thmall and my lithp was anoying"

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