monkey motion

A lot of needless, senseless, non-value added activity; use of this expression should invoke images of a monkey masturbating on top of a boulder.

"You need to quit all that monkey motion and get a goddamn job."

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sex cheese

The foamy amalgams of semen and fluid that urp out of a vagina during and shortly after intercourse.

"I usually keep an old towel handy to sop up all the sex cheese my girlfriend leaks on me."

"That's cool, I usually just use a dirty sock."

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