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8:06

The time that you wake up in the morning, realizing that you're an hour late to work.

Shit! it's 8:06!

by maxatron April 29, 2009

56πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


530453080

if you type in these exact numbers on a calculator and turn it upside-down, your calculator should say Oboe Shoes, an Oboe is a type of instrument, similar to a clarinet.

Look i can make mine say "Oboe Shoes"! (shows calculator with 530453080 written on it)

by maxatron January 6, 2009

40πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Ninja plz

a term used to replace "nigga please" so if you say it to someone they cant get mad at you for a racial slur.

Mike: Yo man you wanna bite of this turkey sammich?
John:Ninja plz! I aint need no taste of yo grubby lil sammy!
Mike:Hey dont call me a nig...oh wait nevermind.

by maxatron January 8, 2009

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The Pyro

The best "fuck people over" class in Team Fortress 2. The Pyro is good for fucking people over, mainly characters like The Spy, because he can pretty much blast fire everywhere in a room and end up killing every cloaked Spy inside. One cannot tell what the Pyro is saying behind his mask, whenever he tries to talk all you hear is a bunch of "hmmhmhhhmmm". The Pyro comes fully equipped with a Flamethrower which can continue to do damage even after death, and an axe known as the "Axe-tinguisher" the Axe-tinguisher is an axe wrapped in... barbed wire... and has a 100% critical chance if the enemy is on fire.

The Pyro: HMMMHMHMH

by maxatron July 30, 2009

40πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


kool kids klan

An alliance of very popular kids. Some of these kids may resemble Fonzi, from Happy Days, or Biff, from back to the future. These are the kids that get all the chicks and know how to party. Not to get mixed up with the ku klux klan.

Small Child 1: Hey, why didnt you get any low-fat ranch on your Caesar Salad?
Small Child 2: 5 members of the kool kids klan cornered me and took my Lunch Money.
Small Child 1: You too?

by maxatron December 22, 2008

108πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


F'd in the A

The term used in the popular show on Comedy Central, South Park, when someone gets served

Cartman: Ha! You just got F'd in the A!

by maxatron October 24, 2008

23πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Porn Wars

What is going to happen in the future. How the world is going to end. How everyone on the planet will die. The apocalypse is coming. The end of the world is near. Everyone will eventually die from the coming threat....Porn Wars.

President: We are all close to death. The Porn Wars are just beginning.

by maxatron December 22, 2008

38πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž