premature emailulation

the accidental sending of an email before one finishes writing it

Premature emailulation has been a real problem for me since switching to gmail. That send key keeps getting pressed.

I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.

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Pop a gator

A one-man dance move in which the dancer keeps his feet stationary and bends as far back as possible while moving arms, head and torso festively. Performed almost exclusively by men in New Orleans during Mardi Gras parades, particularly when a woman is shaking her behind.

Look at that girl shakin' her ass! I'ma pop a gator!! Who dat?!

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terminal relationship

A long-term romantic relationship between two unmarried, unengaged people, who are generally considered to be a married or engaged couple for all purposes.

Jack and Jill have been together almost seven years and still no engagement ring. It's only a matter of time, though. They're totally in a terminal relationship.

This party is a terrible place to meet women. They're all married, engaged or in terminal relationships.

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whiskey cleanse

Drinking so much alcohol that one vomits. Used especially in reference to people who are otherwise careful with health or following a strict diet.

Such a weird Saturday. Ran six miles, ate nothing but a salad all day, and ended it with a whiskey cleanse at a bar.

modifaker

An adjective or adverb that everyone pretends has a general purpose meaning, but in reality is only ever used to modify one word.

The only thing that can be "unrequited" is love. The only thing you can be "voracious" at is reading. The only thing that anyone is "flamboyantly" is gay. So, "unrequited," "voracious" and "flamboyantly" are all modifakers.

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aluminum class

The absence of frequent flyer elite status, especially used in the case of people obsessed with frequent flyer status who have lost it.

Last year, I wouldn't have had to wait in this line, with my gold status advantages. Now, I'm flying aluminum class.

French blowjob finger

A finger inserted into a man's anus during fellatio for the purpose of stimulating the prostate to intensify orgasm.

I thought I knew what pleasure was until Amelie used her French blowjob finger on me. A life-changing experience.

She has the best French blowjob finger I've seen since I was fo'teen.

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