chest children

Boobs, especially big ones

When I wish her happy birthday, I’ll make sure to say it to her two chest children too

bmfbf

Bitch mother fucker bitch fucker.

Guy #1: Asshole!
Guy #2: BMFBF!

Procrapsturbate

When one says they are going to defecate instead of finishing their work, but they are actually going to rub one out on the toilet.

"Hey aren't you gonna finish that 10-page paper"
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)