Shut the fuck up

1. A way to convey your annoyance or other displeasure at another person’s remarks.

2. An expression of disbelief.

3. Describes a successful outcome of definition 1.

1. Person A: “Did you hear that in the new Star Wars movie, towards the en-“
Person B: “Shut the fuck up! You’re gonna spoil it for me!”

2. Person A: “Dude, Alex bought a brand new Bugatti Chiron!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up, are you serious?”

3. Person A: “I told Eric not to spoil the end of the new Star Wars movie and he shut the fuck up.”

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Chevy SS

Possibly the most slept on car ever.

Dude, did you hear about David's new Chevy SS? That thing is the shit!

Tailgating

Something that fucking retards do.

This dude was tailgating me the whole ride home... I really just wanted to slam on the brakes!

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Fuck it

Usually said when doing something ill-advised, disregarding any and all consequences

I’m pretty sloshed, I shouldn’t drink anymore... fuck it, get me another shot

Volodymyr Zelensky

Former actor and comedian who is now the president of the nation of Ukraine. Also holds the world record for having the largest balls of any human being in history.

Volodymyr Zelensky is a complete fucking badass.

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419

Low quality weed

I smoked a bowl of the shit that Sean sold me but I think he might’ve ripped me off, fuckin’ 419

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FUI

Fucked up individual. Usually someone who has done something that is viewed as socially or morally wrong.

Did you hear about Eric beating the hell out of Cam last night? He's in the hospital and he might never recover! Damn, what an FUI.

The old gym teacher got caught with illegal pornography on his computer. I always knew he was an FUI.