plang plang

Term used mostly by prepubescent girls as a synonym for a "playlist".

Kendal: Damn Chloe gurl, you heard Kim's new plang plang yet?
Chloe: Aw naw gal, it must be drippin'?

Gaystipation

When a gay person doesn't come out. Similar to how a poo doesn't come out when you are constipated.

Gayle: Do you think Matt has Gaystipation?
Ockert: Defos! He's hella gay.

bunjob

A verb used to describe the act of oral stimulation of a manbun. The word is basically used as a manbun equivalent to fellatio.

Jarred: My mum gives the best bunjobs!
Kristin: Ew.

Xolani

Verb - To take (another person's property) without permission or legal right and without intending to return it.

After breaking into the stockroom, the thief decided to xolani some of the retailer's SSD stock.

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HJB

Colloquial abbreviation used by South Africans over instant messaging services, which stands for "Hou Jou Bek".
This is basically the alternative to shut up, but with a Cape Coloured twist to it.

Portia: Jirre Melanie, jou doek lyk vandag kak!
Melanie: Got Portia, HJB.

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