Instacall

Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Calling" an opponents bet. An instacall is commonly seen against a very weak opponent, one that may have exhibited some sort of tell (ie leaning backwards or forwards in chair, checking hole cards), or just against a complete superdonk that has been bluffing at pots with deuce-seven all night. Term also implies that the player has absolutely no respect at all for the raise his opponent puts in.

You: You're damn right that was a big raise, and if you come over the top I'll instacall your lyin ass
Opponent: "I'm All..."
You: "CALL"
*Opponent: (muck)

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dirty stack

A stack of poker chips containing mostly all of the same color or denomination, with a chip or two of a smaller denomination mixed somewhere in the middle, creating an "unclean" stack of a normally even amount. Typically found after scooping a huge take of some superdonk's money and quickly stacking your massive loot. Commonly accompanied by a loud, audible "SHIP IT!"

Dealer: Player, you've got a dirty stack 5th from the right.
Player: Which stack?
Dealer: 5th from the right, that stack of blacks has a green chip in the middle.
Player: Which stack of blacks?
Dealer: The 5th from the right
Player: This one?
Dealer: No, next to it
Player: This one?
Dealer: No, two more over
Player: Oh I see it
Dealer: Give it here I'll color you up to purples
Player: Ship it.

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