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Any accident or injury caused to a man while trying to escape from his enraged and livid wife or girlfriend
Bob: Brenda found the text message on Johnnys phone about meeting some girl so as he was walking out the door she hit him over the head with a bat and then chased him up the block.
Tony:Now that's what I call a Tiger Slam!
Bob:Ain't nothin grand about that kinda slam
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A jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan ass so large that it must be carefully navigated around. Similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. Always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle
1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?
Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job
Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?
Aaron:Yea its rough
2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
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The rewriting of an existing prenuptial contract to try and
appease the injured spouse so they wont file for divorce
Joe:I heard Tiger is trying to redo his prenup so his wife won't leave him.
Tony:Man thats a RENUP!