Bi-winning

The state of mind you reach when you lose your job, your kids, and your wife. Your publicist resigns from an annual $1/2 mil annual contract because he no longer has a clue what the fuck your talking about. Your father and brother make public pleas for prayer. And you are convinced things have never been better.

Mike: Scooter, clearly you are bipolar.
Scooter: Bullshit, I'm bi-winning!

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sssssssas

Snake

Hey snake! Sssssssas

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mab-j

Mid-Afternoon Blow Job

Yo Will, want a mab-j before I go back to the office?

puddled

Tripping extremely hard on LSD. Thoughts and senses amist. Could be scary or pleasant. Commonly used in the hippy culture.

Man, I was puddled during the second set of that Phish concert. I didn't recognize any of my friends and thought Jerry Garcia had risen from the dead and taken the stage.

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