splat

the word splat is the past tense of split.

"no, it's your turn to split, I splat last time!" ( this was actually said ).

nerm

doing a nerm is flaring one's nostrils repeatedly whilst doing a cringey smile

and with that, he did a nerm, and walked out.

Chiglegs

chicken strips that are made of the unhatched chick in the egg

'I really fancy some chiglegs,' said Craig
''But you had cowboobs yesterday!' Exclaimed Margaret

Cowboobs

lightly cooked chopped up cow udder served in its childrens' blood

'Oh i do fancy some cowboobs right about now.' Sighed Margaret.
'But i really would like some Chiglegs!' huffed Craig.