chapstick asshole

The hole that appears in the middle of your chapstick. Created by the motion of the central screw as you twist it to move the lip balm up the tube. Collects mushy chapstick debris and god knows what else. Cringeworthy.

Ew the chapstick asshole has appeared. O chapstick, your time has come, too soon. *chuck*

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deathcouch

Like deathbed. Only it's a couch.

I picked up this couch from the thrift shop. I wonder if it was the person before me's deathcouch.

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naff

British for "not at all funny"

God these Hallmark cards are all just naff

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brosifer

(from brosef + Lucifer) Like brosef but with a teasing twang

brosifer why du always tease me so bad

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