lazy mexican

(lay-zee mex-e-can)
noun - to take a stinky (probably diahrea) shit, and purposely leave the un-ventilated bathroom closed with the fan in the "off" position. Make sure to not to flush or clean up the toilet seat if the shit hits the underneath part.

Man #1 - "That boss of ours is a real douche bag."
Man #2 - "Yeah, I know, I want him to smell my poop."
Man #1 - "Cool...I've got to shit. He usually goes in there about now. I'll go first and leave him a lazy mexican."

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Swooping

The act of sticking your hand under your balls and flicking them so hard they make a "swoop" sound.

Guy 1: My balls hurt so bad.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 3: I was swooping last night

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