arithmetic dog

A dog that walks on three legs and carries one.

I should have consulted with the arithmetic dog before ordering the metal for my project, he always remembers to carry the one.

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mini menew stew

A type of stew found at American Chinese buffets containing stray cats. Its more common in areas with a high cat population.

Hey babe, what's that strange looking dish next to the lo mein noodles? That's the house special mini menew stew!