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The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.
I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.
88π 29π
A sex act in which prior to ejaculation, the male removes his penis from the vagina, opting to run over and ejaculate on the T.V screen belonging to the female.
I wish we could watch the Gilmore girls, but Brian messed up the screen with his falling star.
34π 26π
A take on the classic French Toast, Irish toast is prepared by filling a dish with Whiskey, dunking in two to four slices of bread, throwing the bread in the trash and drinking the dish of Whiskey. This dish is especially appropriate on days of meaningful family events such as weddings and holidays.
Don't mind my mother, she's just asleep in the fishtank because she had a hearty helping of Irish Toast for breakfast.
48π 71π
A sex act in which the man just before climax, removes his penis from the vagina. He then proceeds to run to the female's panty drawer to open it, and ejaculate inside.
Brian is such a jerk, he tripped and fell on his way to give me a top drawer deposit.
24π 13π
A sex act originating in the Pittsburgh area in which a female with braces is grabbed by both ears and guided through fast paced oral sex.
Dude, I could really go for a Pittsburgh Plowmouth right about now!
28π 8π