Father of Pearl

When you cum in the shower, and the ejaculate forms small, pearl shaped clumps.

P1: Hey, did you get your girlfriend that pearl necklace she was asking for?

P2: Nah man, I let her jerk me off in the shower and gave her my father of pearl instead

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Some dirt on my nipple

When someone disrespects you or when you see someone get disrespected, you swipe your hand on the floor, and rub it on your nipple, an scream "Thats some dirt on my nipple"

When the teacher told nick he got an 80 on the test, he swiped his hand on the floor and shouted "thats some dirt on my nipple"

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