Salmammaries

Term used to refer to Salma Hayek's mammary glands.

Did you check out the those Salmammaries in Ugly Betty?

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bitchfriend

When someone you consider a real friend acts like a total bitch.

Manny: Hey! I hope you don't mind, but I ate your fries 'cause they was getting cold!
Joe: Why thank you! I knew I could count on you as my bitchfriend!

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niggersmith

A black blacksmith.

Aww man, I done broke my chain, I'll need to take it to my dog Darell to fix it, he's a true niggersmith, yo'.

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shoecide

When by any embarrassing reason you lose one of your shoes whilst wearing them and you have to go around with one shoe until you replace it.

Ann: Goddamn it, I was so drunk last night that I didn't even notice my shoe flying right out of the car!
Bob: Sounds like it committed shoecide...

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chosen cunt

An extraordinary term used to refer to a female that is destined to have virtually all males she meets in the quest of trying to fuck her.

Denise: Why does everyone I meet want to have sex with me?
Greg: 'cause you're The Chosen Cunt

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growplay

When someone goes and GETS A LIFE instead of dressing up as an anime character, otherwise known as cosplay.

Jessie: I know! Let's make a Naruto cosplay for the next con!
Bill: Nah, I'm busy playing growplay trying to find a job.

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Metallican't

Any ridiculous attempt made by the modern band Metallica to play and sound as kickass as they used to, with an unbelievable failure ratio.

Man! Metallica keeps trying to regain their fame like the old days and they clearly Metallican't!

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