Adam

a creed loving man who boasts about his ability to eat a big mac while he shits. drinks a lot of whiskey and tries to recover with prilosec but still has GERD. An Adam loves to get down to some Cardi B while he plays golf and smokes cigars. Dont be fooled, he acts tough but still knows all the words to WAP.

an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.

Black light partier 1: Bro, did you see that Adam guy come out of the shitter?

Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it