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Popping a cherry

Sexual intercourse where the hymen is broken, primarily occurs in virgin females.

I popped my girlfriend's cherry, it was her first time.

by meepster March 24, 2005

707πŸ‘ 116πŸ‘Ž


god

it's dog spelled backwards.

God is dog spelled backwards!

by meepster March 24, 2015

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


me

the person who wrote this definition. The awesomest person in the world.

Come with ME!!

by meepster May 27, 2015

1πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


llama

the original GMO animal. They are originally a cross between the alpaca and the guanaco. However, after, they were extremely successful as the Incas used them as beasts of burden and meat, which I can tell you from personal experience, is delicious. Now, they are found wild in South America, and have developed into a separate species.

The llama is my favorite animal.

by meepster April 4, 2015

27πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


bing

the best search engine to find google.

Bing is Microsoft's attempt to create a search engine, but it is mainly used to search for Google, the only good search engine.

by meepster March 18, 2015

2305πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


republican debate

The (partially sane) governor of Ohio John Kasich talking to a bunch of monkeys on Fox News. The monkeys usually use names like Donald Drumpf (known alias: Donald Trump), Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and things like that.

-Did you watch the Republican Debate last night?
-Yes, I almost committed suicide.

by meepster March 8, 2016

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


pi

the only edible number that I know of. Also, it's delicious!
It is about 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227

I really want to eat pi right now!

by meepster April 1, 2015

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž