meat machine

When you're the type of person to find someone extremely attractive, and you fantasize about sleeping with them, but you don't take the time to learn their name.

Conversation:

Girl 1: our waiter was so nice and so cute!
Girl 2: what was his name
Girl 1: I have no idea

Girl 2: you are such a meat machine!

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Mastarbating

Pleasuring yourself to the night sky

starwanking

"I was mastarbating to Orion's Belt last night and reached my highest climax.