The Megan

a total hottie who has her nose pierced.

hey dude, here comes megan... oh man

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tonguing phobia

One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).

Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!

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Krappizzle

Something really cool,off the hook,hype

that night was krappizzle

simplicity

Simplicity is a good name for a platypus. see simple

OMG! Sarah's platypus named Simplicity just got hit by a truck!

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shotty

Calling "Shotty!" on someone, is sort of like calling dibs on someone you'd like to "do" in a sense. Normally used in a manner of joking between friends.

"Shotty on Napoleon Dynamite!"

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chrimbo hols

christmas holidays. when all the kids and some parents are off so they can do frenzied shopping. lots of shouting and fighting will take place.

i plan to get a right fair amount of snooging done come chrimbo hols.

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collen morse

one whom loves to make vaginal farts and likes to get fingered by old mexicans with dirty hands.

damn that biatch is prolly colleen morse

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