e-quaintance

a person whom one knows but who is not a particularly close friend nor have they ever met and ony communicate via the internet.

So I have this e-quaintance with 325544342324 Gig of pr0n he is going to burn for me.

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Facelooker

A person who has a Facebook account, never updates status or comments yet never misses an update made by others.

Captain Awesome wasted his time telling Itchy about his new table as Itchy already knew because he is a Facelooker.

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