love

A profound, often lasting impairment of rational judgement.

how deep is your love

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Crown Vic Uber

The official vehicle of law enforcement ridesharing. Minimal wait times, unprecedented pickup accuracy, but pretty inflexible when it comes to choosing a destination.

Jose got pretty drunk and rowdy at the bar last night, so some kind soul called him a Crown Vic Uber .

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android rage

The rage you get after after finding out that a certain app is iOS only.

I threw my Galaxy against the wall in a fit of android rage.

wina

Wine aunt, pronounced like wino. Cool (self-reported).

Ladies, imagine this. It’s 15 years from now, and you have no kids. You’re the cool wina that occasionally comes back to the country for a brief visit before leaving for another long, exotic vacation. You have no commitments, and a suspicious amount of money.

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