Andrea

The most obnoxious, annoying, fake little pick-me bitch ever. She either lacks complete social awareness or is completely aware of what she’s doing, and I don’t know which one is worse. She makes racist and homophobic remarks, and also makes jokes about people’s dead dogs. She claims her mother is a single mum, yet I am quite sure she has a dad. She also brings up the fact that she’s fatherless in random conversations like it is something to be proud of. She rants about random meaningless problems that everybody faces, and when we try to offer her solutions she only makes up more problems, and it continues in an endless cycle. She’s extremely jealous of other people’s friendship to the point that she’s ecstatic when other people start having disagreements. She tries to appear caring to people who haven’t seen her true colours, but sooner or later she always shows just what a little bitch she is. When you finally realise what type of person she actually is and distance yourself from her, she will notice and will act extremely passive-aggressive towards you, even if you try to be civil around her. She calls other people fat for having features everybody has, and plays the victim card when she is called out for her hypocrisy. She loves changing the topics of conversations to herself and her problems. She will eavesdrop on you if she thinks you’re talking shit about her.

“Shit, Andrea’s in my dorm this term.”
“Ohh, tough luck buddy.”

Chobblesome

A 3 syllable word that means something positive, worth talking about.

You shirt is quite chobblesome!