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A disease.
Common, over 500,000 cases a year.
Disease is either spread by 12 year old Jake Paul fans or by watching one of Jake Paul's videos.
Disease can be treated but not cured.
Signs that you have this common disease:
1. You are addicted to watching Jake Paul's videos.
2. Your wardrobe consists of Jake Paul merchandise only.
3. You sing Jake Paul's songs.
If you think, or have this disease, please go to the emergency room immediately.
Doctor: I am afraid to tell you that you have Jake Paul Disease.
Patient: Doctor, can this disease be cured?
Doctor: I am afraid not, it is a life-lasting disease.
Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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A dog thats breed is mixed between a Shih Tzu and a Bull Dog. When it comes out, the name is "Bull Shit".
Friend: What type of dog you got there?
Me: I have the Bull Shit dog.
Boy: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now will you sing with me?
Girl: We are breaking up.
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That's what your mom asks me.
mom: does it feel good
me: ohhh yeah
roblox - cancerous online dating game. 5 - 10 year olds go on this game because they failed to ask a girl out in real life. they pretend they are rich and are older than what they are. these now common species wear ice packages and skeleton legs. they like limiteds to impress their girlfriend and boyfriend.
have u seen that game roblox yet?
yeah its cancerous
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