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A fucking hellish landscape located south of Manila, in the CALABARZON region. Going to this place will land your chances of being killed up to 90%, especially if you live on its second largest city Bacoor. This province is a no-go, going there is considered an insult to the provinces of Rizal, Laguna and Quezon. Going there will expose you to unheard dangers and tons of drug addicts walking down the streets. PLEASE DO NOT GO TO THIS PROVINCE, I BEG YOU!
Rizaleno: Holy shit, that bitchass is going to Cavite!
Laguneno: Ew, imagine going to that fucking joke of a province.
Quezonian: Lmao, I hope he's ready to fucking perish.
Kalakhang Manileno: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The best reddit and discord community ever. They don't appreciate cucks and they're actually functioning members of society unlike their counterpart r/2philippines4u who doxxes people and shitposts.
Mama mo: Hey, is there any cool subreddits?
Anak mo: Of course, it's R/PHILIPPINES!!
Mama mo:Wooooah, raaaad.
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