crack-ass worthy

Made up expression to describe a really laugh friendly situation or joke.

That girl is awful funny; she really cracks my ass.

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Vukovich

(verb) Used as a threat implying bodily harm, may be used with or without a shaking fist. May be used in conjunction with a superbole when the threat is outrageously exaggerated. Generally not uttered upon those who lead a life of richousnous.

"I'll Vukovich YOU!" (used whilst shaking fist)
"Don't make me open a can of Vukovich on your ass!"
"You're asking for a Vukovich sandwich!"

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bladder splatter

When someone has to pee so bad their bladder literaly explodes.

"Dude, I gotta pee soo bad I'm gonna have a bladder splatter!"

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Roll Up the Rim To Win

1. Another term for wedgie, as in grabbing hold of the back of a person's underpants and yanking upwards until they scream.

2. Tim Horton's contest slogan.

Background: Canadian

I grabbed my roommate's underwear and yelled 'Rrrroll up the rrrrrrrim to win!' until he started screaming.

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jigsta

a black person thats jiggy with it

you's a about to get jigsta

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dicking around

Messing around, screwing around, jacking around, or just wasting time doing pointless things in some other way.

The teacher was pissed because the guys in the back row wouldn't quit dicking around.

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