funkynuts

Sweaty nutsacs that are SO funky they smell like month old rotton cauliflower.

"Oh god man, I can smell your funkynuts all the way over here, I'm gonna pass out if you don't put your boxers back on"

wEva

used for "wut eva" or, which is the grammatically correct saying, "what ever."

Sam: You goin to the party?
Liz: No, the party's gonna be lame.
Sam: Weva

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imfuckinportant

The ultimate in importance. Something more important than importance itself. Must be used only when strictly necessary. Used when wanting to express your innermost importance.

"Josh is so imfuckinportant, that he had to have his own word in the UrbanDictionary."

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Irish Flu

A particularly unpleasant hangover.

"Last night was great, but I have the worst case of the irish flu today."

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Doopa

Polish word for "butt".

"Maybe if you all didn't sit around on your doopa all day, you'd get things done!"

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alligory

Alligory rhymes with Corey

Corey has an alligory

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remainding

Something that is left over

There was only one nacho remainding.

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