garf snatcher

A garf snatcher is someone who bites their own fart bubbles in the bathtub.

Your child is taking a bath, yells "Look, I farted and there are bubbles in the water"...then leans over and bites them. The child is a garf snatcher.

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jumper in the door

When you have to take a dump and it feels like the tip is sticking out, much like when a skydiver stands in the door of a plane preparing to jump.

I had to hustle home after eating at Taco Bell because I had a jumper in the door.

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