Logan

An emotionless old man who makes jokes about the fact he grew up in an emotionally absent home. He thinks he's funny but in reality tells dad jokes. His girlfrend is fake fr. He crys to Olivia Rodreigo but then denys that he doesn't know who she is. Also quotes old movies from the 1300's and thinks people understand what he's saying. Watches the Simpsons too much and walks like a dollar store ken doll

"Oh my god look how he's walking! He's a Logan"

Abby

Abby is a weird human being that for some reason has 5 closets in their room. Abby also eats people and most likely drop kicked god. Abby collects peoples souls and most likely rando rocks they find. Abby is special and gay but hates gay people. Abby is a whole vibe and just really exists to make everyone else around them suffer.

"Why are they picking up rocks?"

"They are an Abby"

Max

A short drug dealer that gets himself into crappy situations and then tells his bestie westie about it and exepects her to be able to help him. He talks about men way to much but still trys to convince others he's straight. Max kills people in cail and eats babies. Live laugh love Max

"Oh god that guy is eating a baby!"
"that must be Max"