Alzheimer's Disease

Alzheimers Disease is the most common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning with mild memory loss and possibly leading to loss of the ability to carry on a conversa-

Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning wi-

Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.

Alzheimer's is... Nvm I forgot.

Person 1: Sorry, I might forget, I have Alzheimer's Disease.
Person 2: Oh, really? You have Alzheimer's?
Person 1: What? I never said I have Alzheimer's.

Gay

Happy, Joyful, Jolly;
Used to describe someone who is happy. A word with no other completely unrelated meaning whatsoever.

Son: Ma, I'm so gay today!
Son's Mother: Excuse me?? I taught you not to be a sinner! You're a fucking disappointment, wait 'til your father hears about this!
Son: But I'm just happy?
Son's Mother: ...

Dementia

Dementia is a general term for the impaired ability to remember, think, or make decisions that interferes with doing everyday activities. Alzheimer's disease is the most common type of dementia.

Dementia is a general term for the impaired ability to remember, think, or make decisions that interferes with doing everyday activities

Dementia is... Nvm i forgot.

What was i talking about again?

Person 1: Sorry man, I have dementia.
Person 2: Oh really? I've never met someonr with dementia before.
Person 1: What? I never said I have dementia.