Boobs

A milk producing gland that may stay small or get large. Basically, a fatty gland that's pale because it's always under a bathing suit that has an areola and a nipple on it. Males have pecs, but only fat males can have moobs, or man boobs. Boobs may sag like many Africans' boobs. They can also be lifted upright, etc.

*Big boobs are better to look at, but small boobs are better to feel.
*I am sorry but fat boobs don't count.

*If you are female and lack boobs, it's okay if you have a nice butt.

"Woah, you don't have boobs anymore, you have utters!"

"If only we could all go naked and then the color of our boobs would match the rest of our body!"

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male thongs

A type of underwear that shows the butt cheeks worn by men. It makes them look very sexy as long as they're fairly young, cute or hot, and muscular. Male pole dancers and strippers wear them quite often. Straight women and gay men LOVE it and deserve to see men in thongs instead of the disgusting female posers that come up on the internet no matter what you type in.

"Burlesque is nasty, but if you replaced the women with men in their male thongs, it'd be super sexy, girl!"

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