Act your age, not your shoe size

Stop behaving immaturely. Said to adults who are acting like overgrown children and to school-age children who are acting like overgrown toddlers.

It's time for you to get serious and stop being silly. Grow up, pal! Act your age, not your shoe size!

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lampshade

An Eliabethan collar used on injured cats and dogs to prevent them from picking at the site of the injury. Also called a lampshade collar.

The cat needs a lampshade so she doesn't rip up her stitches, even though she hates it.

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Outsourcing

Corporate use of slave labor in third world countries ruled by dictators, for the express purpose of avoiding American taxes.

No wonder so many corporate executives are billionaires! If not for outsourcing and free trade, they would have to pay their fair share of taxes and end up mere millionaires!

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lorange

An orange that looks like a lemon, or a cross between a lemon and an orange.

We finally have a word that rhymes with orange--lorange!!

I found a lorange in my bag of oranges.

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NFL gum

NFL = No Flavor Left. ABC gum, especially pink bubble gum, exhausted of its flavor, to be thrown out or left stuck under tables or desks.

I'm spitting out this NFL gum. There's no flavor left.

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magic number

1. A score of 69 or a run of 69 consecutive points in straight pool.

2. The 6-9 combination in pool, especially 9 ball.

3. 69 (the sexual act).

1. Wow! She won the match 100-73 and had advanced to the finals. No one thought she'd pull it off when she was down 73-31. She performed the magic number---69 and out! One hell of a run!!!

2. Look! All I have to do is hit the magic number and I win this rack. The 6-9 combination--ooh, la la, so soon!

No wonder those two are so quiet: they must be performing the magic number on each other

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itty bitty kitty committee

A group of small, very young kittens, often depicted in lolcats cutely performing activities generally reserved for adult humans. Alternatively spelled itteh bitteh kitteh committeh.
A feline parody of itty bitty titty committee

The itty bitty kitty committee is plotting a surprise attack on their mommy kitty in 3,2,1....

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