magic number

1. A score of 69 or a run of 69 consecutive points in straight pool.

2. The 6-9 combination in pool, especially 9 ball.

3. 69 (the sexual act).

1. Wow! She won the match 100-73 and had advanced to the finals. No one thought she'd pull it off when she was down 73-31. She performed the magic number---69 and out! One hell of a run!!!

2. Look! All I have to do is hit the magic number and I win this rack. The 6-9 combination--ooh, la la, so soon!

No wonder those two are so quiet: they must be performing the magic number on each other

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lorange

An orange that looks like a lemon, or a cross between a lemon and an orange.

We finally have a word that rhymes with orange--lorange!!

I found a lorange in my bag of oranges.

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NFL gum

NFL = No Flavor Left. ABC gum, especially pink bubble gum, exhausted of its flavor, to be thrown out or left stuck under tables or desks.

I'm spitting out this NFL gum. There's no flavor left.

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itty bitty kitty committee

A group of small, very young kittens, often depicted in lolcats cutely performing activities generally reserved for adult humans. Alternatively spelled itteh bitteh kitteh committeh.
A feline parody of itty bitty titty committee

The itty bitty kitty committee is plotting a surprise attack on their mommy kitty in 3,2,1....

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nipped

Under the influence of catnip (describing a stoned cat).

I tried to get Max to calm down and quit pouncing on me, but he was nipped and ended up using my ankle as prey.

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Axle cracker

A speed bump. So named because if you drive too fast over one, it can cause serious damage to the suspension and/or axles of your car.

I had to take my car to the shop because I drove over an an axle cracker that I didn't see. The repairs cost me more than the car itself!

murp

A cross between a meowing and purring, or chirping, noise a cat makes. Also known as a chirp or trill.

Me: Max, come get your treat
Max: Murp!

The cat went "murp" instead of meowing.

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