MTV

Anything but music television.

During the summer I did nothing but watch MTV for a week.
I saw about 15 music videos.
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in the entire week.

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borked

A word generally used by members of deviantART to describe their thumbnail or artwork when it shows up as a plain grey box instead of their picture.

1. "Man, the servers must be on the fritz, all of my thumbs in #thumbshare are showing up borked!"

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assitude

(N), A sense of additude or toughness eminating from one's buttock region.

"DAMN, would you look at the way she walks, she's just got assitude all over!"

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spamvertisement

(N) A SPAM message that has been posted in a realtime chatroom by someone (usually a guest to that chatroom) that advertises another chatroom.

1. "I heard that wolfgurl325 got banned from #NarutoWorldRP for posting a spamvertisement."

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fretchy syndrome

(noun) The after-effect when one plays Guitar Hero for a prolonged period of time, the result of which is that for a few minutes after playing stops, everything seen appears to strech vertically outward. This is most likely caused by long hours staring at the fret board onscreen needed to see which notes to play.

After Trogdor-Cat and Bob pulled an all-nighter playing Guitar Hero II against each other, they both experienced severe attacks of fretchy syndrome.

/b/shit

The equivalent of bullshit, any sort of unwanted images, spam, or memes from 4chan's /b/ board.

"I'm going to block you if you don't stop sending me all this /b/shit!"

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King of Hearts

As a noun, someone considered likely to commit suicide, someone who has attempted committing suicide in the past or made plans to, etc. Used to describe people who are actually serious about it, or people who are probably serious about it but haven't revealed it to anyone just yet.

Derived from the picture depicted on the King of Hearts face card included in a deck of 52 cards. In most basic decks, the King is shown holding a sword horizontally behind his head, making it look as if he's stabbing himself through the head.

In a verb sense, to pull a king of hearts would mean to commit suicide, or try to.

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"Oh god, I think I just flunked, I forgot about that friggin test! My parents are gonna kill me! Maybe I should just do the job for them"

"Hey, chill man, it was just a math test. Ask to retake it or something, or deal with it, you're no king of hearts"

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