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Prefix: Used to imply an action that is performed with enhanced creativity.
1: I opeth-owned my test!!
2: How?
1: I snuck a camoflauge barrier into the exam hall, and covering myself with it, I used a high-pressure hose to suck out all the snot in my nose. I then used a catapult made of rat-corpses to fling all the mucus at the examiner's eyes. Whilst he was still fumbling around to try and get the snot out of his eyes, I checked all the answers.
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A type of cereal that is inedible unless in an extreme state laughter. The shape of a Rofl O's is designed to fit the mouth of a rofling person.
Get your rofl O's now!
Will they cheer me up?
No, come back when you are rofling, lolling or lmaoing.
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Noun) A date that one purposely goes into to gain the satisfaction of dumping someone.
The length of the relationship can range from a breakup on the same day as the dump date, or months down the line.
Usually, the longer one maintains the relationship, the greater the satisfaction of breaking up.
Hey man, I'm going out for a dump date, it'll be a quick-fix though, I'll probably break up with her tonight, I don't have much time.
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A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.
Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:
a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart
b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space
Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.
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The diary a dictator writes when inside a whorehouse as opposed to in prison.
Mao Zedong completed the 15th volume of his brothelkampf at the Jade Lotus.
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Noun: A person that is dumped.
Person 1: My child had gangrene in his leg... my 2 year old son is now an amputee!!
Person 2: ...So, at least he's not a dumputee.
A mother that devotes her time to supporting her daughter in the popular pasttime of prostitution.
1: What does your mom do?
2: She's a soccer mom, you?
1: Oh she doesn't do much, she just brings the camera down to my whorehouse every now and then...
2:Lol @ brothelmom