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Barnicle Syndrome is a chronic mental illness. Barnicle Syndrome commonly expresses itself in those with low-self confidence. Those with barnicle syndrome need to be at someone's side, 'clinging' to someone, or to be in sexual activity with someone in order to satisfy the gaping hole that their self-confidence lacks.
1: What a slut man... look at her making out with guy after guy
2: Nah dude, she's not a slut, she just has Barnicle Syndrome.
To reach a certain degree of fame where your name or anything directly affiliated with you comes up in the Google toolbar as a recommendation.
Fame-hungry band member:
"Hey dude, guess what, our band's popularity is soaring!"
Person:
"That's great, how can you tell? Lots of CDs sold?"
Fame-hungry band member:
"Naw dude, I typed in 'Black Sabb' into the google toolbar, and 'Black Sabbath' came up as a recommendation - we're google famous!"
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A physical and emotional sensation brought on by a vast influx of inspiration of achievement. Powergasms are induced by listening to epic music or through a success in business, sports or gaming.
1:Dude, why was that guy at the back bus was punching the air and pushing his chest out?
2:I'm pretty sure he has a powergasm from listening to the Lord of the Rings soundtrack...
1:Is it just me or has Randy developed a nervous twitch?
2:It's not a nervous twitch, he's just had a perpetual powergasm for the past week since he got promoted.
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Noun: A person that is dumped.
Person 1: My child had gangrene in his leg... my 2 year old son is now an amputee!!
Person 2: ...So, at least he's not a dumputee.
The transcendental effects of psilocybin mushrooms can improve interpersonal relationships between users.
A shroommate is a person with whom you now have an honest, clear, warm or spiritual relationship, solely because you took magic mushrooms together and experienced the mystical effects together.
Dan: You guys invited Larry yesterday?? Wasn't he awkward?
George: No, man... He was at first, but then we all took shrooms and had a great time. Larry and I talked for hours. We're total shroommates now.