digital macking

Spitting game in the digital realm (i.e., facebook, iChat, texts, etc.).

All that time you spend on facebook is pointless... unless you're doing your fair share of digital macking.

Friend 1: Yo homey, you spend mad time on the internet!
Friend 2: No shit, dawg. I pull mad bitches online.
Friend 3: Yeah chotch, it's called digital macking.
Friend 1: Damn, I guess I should get a facebook account.

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Dead Whale

The girl that your homey is either dating, banging, wifing or has done such activities for a prolonged period of time in the past with any kind of emotional attachment.

It is strictly forbidden -- although such forbidding is mainly unspoken -- to carry on the aforementioned activities on the dead whale.

Doing such things to a dead whale makes you an asshole.

Friend 1: Johnny, why are you macking April? She's totally a dead whale.

Friend 2: Yea dude... your brother still loves her.

Johnny: I'm such an asshole.

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