cock it

cock it really means fuck it but if u don't want to use fuck it use cock it.

Shaun of the dead
Ed(while playing a pinball game) "ah cock it"

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splort

the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis

Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.

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werd

yeah

"I was sleep walking mom?"
"Werd, yo, you was in the kitchen!"

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goof

NOUN, NOUN-VERB

Natrual Female Lubricant of a distinguishable quantity, either detected real-time about the generating orifice, or at a later time in the dried form.

"she goofed all over the bed spread"

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funky

I would like to define funky fashion. Funky fasion is not people who follow the trends, but may use the trends to their advantage in a certain outfit. People who are funky do not define themselves by the store that they shop in nor do the discriminate against any certain store. Funky fashion is not limited to just Lisa Turtle, or Screech but could be a mixture of the entire Saved by the Bell cast. Funky can be a mixture of thrift store and name brand, lacy and leather, a simple gold bracelet and a huge plastic pink one, matching or unmatching, a ton of jewlry or none, classy and trashy. Being funky is about taking risks, and not being afraid to get a stare or two from people who wish they could be as funky as you. Funky is about color or a lack thereof, but funky is never about boring.

I love Cameron's funky outfit, those sparkley leg warmers with those classic jeans are just the right touch.

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squidgy

soft and squishy (often a bit chubby, too.)

aww...look at the squidgy little puppy!

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Jij Pij Pij

A jibberish term that is sent out via AOL IM when you are either:
a) too excited to type coherent sentences
b) drunk
c) IMing the person five feet away from you

Auto response from mgh146: stubk as s sjink JIJ PIJ PIJ :-D

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