Seraph

A heavenly being having three pairs of wings.
Also, the first of the nine orders of angels in medieval angelology.

Wow, look at that Seraph, its three pairs of wings are absolutely amazing!

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Adorkable

adorable, dorky, and in love, all at one time.

Justin said Meredith was so adorkable.

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off the chang

a noun that is being described as "awesome" "sweet" ext.

holy crap this sex is off the chang!

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ball dropper

1) One who is depended upon to complete an integral function of a larger task, but fails in a manner which nullifies the efforts of the others involved

2) One known notoriously for "dropping the ball" (see above) often.

"Ok, joe can get the keg and rich can make up the posters"

"wait, Joe can't get the keg, hes a ball dropper, have bill get it instead"

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metro

The Washington, DC area's mass transportation system, run by the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority.

Metro's flagship transportation system is the subway. It fails all the major requirements of a mass transit system, having none of the following: affordability for local governments, affordability for riders, stops in the most heavily visited places in the DC area, consistent and on-time trains, enough cars running for its ridership, and being able to go for more than a few weeks without a length of track catching fire.

The Metro was built on heavy rail because some brain trust figured that should the DC area become a war zone, it might be convenient to put freight cars and tanks on its tracks. Everyone knows that the best way to defend major landmarks is to put defensive weaponry several hundred feet underneath them, so this was a good plan.

A lot of people think the DC Metro is superior because it's clean. These are the same people who keep plastic on their couch cushions.

Metro Opens Doors... for those who can afford to ride it.

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bright light

a light taht shines in ur eye very bright

A: Look at the bright light!
B:ah! my eyes!

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Massie

A some what nice girl in general. She can also break your heart in a couple seconds even if she doesn’t mean to. She’s generally a sweet,kind,beautiful girl. Also very smart. Doesn’t really like attention. Also hates being called hott. Has very low self esteem but also loves herself for who she is and what she does for the world.

Massie a such a sweet girl.

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