female mouse

a mouse for the computer that has no ball(s), and usually a small hole on its underside

"My mouse is busted, let's go to Beast Buy and get a female mouse!"
"You mean an optical mouse?"
"As long as its got no balls!"

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rochambeau

1. French General from the American Revolution that was sent with 5,500 troops to help the Americans defeat the British by King Louis XVI. He is best known for the defeat of the British at Yorktown (1781).

2. A nut-kicking contest, usually performed between two males, taking turns to see who can take the most kicks in the nuts.

"Dude, I'll rochambeau you for those tickets to the NSYNC concert!"
"Okay!"
(swift kick to the groin)
"You can keep those lameass tickets! I just wanted to kick you in the nuts, freak!"

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