jared

a man who makes orgasm noises to the point of turning purple. he lives in online forums and enjoys driving people crazy. he also is usually found 69ing a fake stuffed turtle. also can be used as a verb such as "I just jareded that turtle" and insult. EXTREMELY GAY

youve been spending alot of time on those forums lately, your starting to turn into a jared.

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Taiana

A recently discovered greek sex goddess. Pictured as half human and half fish for her elite swimming skills. Attracts many males and females with her slick wet body. Commonly confused with a mermaid but the difference is Taiana can shape shift and trick her prey. A very wise and tricky creature, not to be tampered with.

"dude i think i just saw taiana"
"nah that was little mermaid"

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Tyau

Someone who is a complete fag and has extremely hairy fore arms. An insult in almost every way possible.

Dude when was the last time you shaved?
your starting to look like Tyau

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Hobonite

A female hobo, usually found taking a crap on the side of the road.

Look that hobonite is crapping on that car parked by the side walk!!!

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