ozzy

the conductor of the crazy train.

all aboard the crazy train.

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megadeth

yes dave mustaine is a talented musician, but he's a selfish, inconsiderate jerk. he was kicked out of MetallicA because of his drug problems, and cause he's a jerk, and cuase kirk is better. if mustaine never existed, there still would be a metallica becuase it was started by lars, not dave. megadeth is not as heavy or as good as metallica, and definately not as good as slayer. dave hates them both because he jealous that theyre better than him. he is just a puppet and drugs are his masters. so shsut the fuck up you megaidiots.

dave mustaine is a selfish bastard.

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killswitch engage

the best metal band of this era. kick fucking ass. awesome lyrics, sick riffs, and great tone. these days their arent alot of good bands, but killswitch definately fuckin rules.
ROCK ON BITCHES!!!!!!!!

person 1: hey man, what are you listening to?

person 2: the killers!!!!

person 1: fuck that gay ass shit, listen to some killswitch, you fuckin pansy.

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pacific sunwear

fuckin poser store. real skaters/biker/surfers, or whatever dont even shop there. they go to thier local skate/bike shop. thats where poser ass preps shop. that store sucks. and its too expensive.

poser: look at this cool element shirt i got

Me: do you even skate board?

poser: no, why?

Me: fuckin poser.

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crazy train

a train conducted by Ozzy Osbourne. also the name of his best song. it was turned into a gay ass rap song called "lets go" becuase lil jon and twista covered it.

AAAHHLL AAABOOOAARD HAA HA HA HA HA
AYE AYE AYE
mental wounds still screaming
driving me insane
im goin off the rails on the crazy train

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cops

fuckin nazis. fatass pigs. fascist douches. fuckin glutons.think they have so much authority, but they aint shit. try to intimidate you into thinking that they have more power than you. fatheads. think they can do whatever they want. their ego's are almost as big as their fat asses. corrupt bitch ass motherfuckers. worthless hypocrite pieces of shit. most of them commit more crimes than the people they arrest. cant find anything better to do than arrest people for jaywalking, or skateboarding, or driving while black.

i wish i could try to have some fun, but its illegal. if i try to do something i could get arrested for it. like skateboarding, thats such a terrible crime!

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angel of death

josef mengele, a sick twisted nazi motherfucker. the dude that did all the sick experiments on jews at the death camp in auschwitz. he would peel their skin off to see how long they could live. he would sew two people together. put them in chambers and gas them. burn them. cut the top of their head off and put chemicals in their brains, or take parts of their brains out, and tons of other sick shit that i cant even imagine. also a fuckin awesome slayer song. listen to it motherfuckers!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!auschwitz, the meaning of pain
the way that i want you to die
slow death, immense decay
showers that cleanse you of your life
forced in, like cattle you run
stripped of your lifes worth
human mice for the angel of death
four hundred thousand more to die
angel of death
monarch to the kingdom of the dead
sadistic, surgeon of demise
sadist of the noblest blood
destroying, without mercy
to benefit the aryan race
surgery, with no anesthesia
feel the knife pierce you intensely
inferior, no use to mankind
strapped down, screaming out to die
angel of death
monarch to the kingdom of the dead
infamous butcher
angel of death
pumped with fluid, inside your brain
pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
burning flesh drips away
test of heat burns your skin
your mind starts to boil
frigid cold, cracks your limbs
how long can you last in this frozen water burial?
sewn together, joining heads
just a matter time till you rip yourselves apart
millions laid out in their crowded tombs
sickening ways to achieve the holocaust
seas of blood, bury life
smell you death as it burns deep inside of you
abacinate, eyes that bleed
praying for the end of your wide awake nightmare
wings of pain reach out for you
his face of death staring down,
your bloods running cold
injecting cells, dying eyes
feeding off the screams of the mutants he's creating
pathetic harmless victims left to die
rancid angel of death flying free
angel of death
monarch to the kingdom of the dead
infamous butcher
angel of death
angel of death
- SLAYER

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