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false metal

the horshit "music" that bands like slipknot, and korn make. music that requires no talent to make. based on an image, rather than quality of music. fuckin poser ass shit. i hate it. singers that cant sing, screaming meaningless lyrics, and playing power chord after powerchord, over and over.
garbage. music at its worst. Nu-metal.
disgrace to music. disgrace to mankind.
unfortunately MetallicA decided to sell out to this shit, and they dont make the good shit that they used too. its sad but true.

poser bitch: hey man, want to listen to slipknot

MetallibangeR: fuck no, lets listen to manowar, or slayer, or (early) metallica shit, or fuckin ozzy, you poser ass douche fuck.

by metallilbanger April 5, 2005

301πŸ‘ 207πŸ‘Ž


st. anger

ST. ANGER = SHIT
the worst MetallicA album every made.
shit. fuckin shit. i hate it.
i listened to the whole cd atleast 50 times. i tried really hard to get myself to like it, but i couldnt. its just too bad. a waste of 20 dollars.
THE METALLILGOD HAS FAILED!!!!!. ITS SAD BUT TRUE. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!!
why did they sell out????WHY?????
metallica's skills have FADED TO BLACK.

retard: OMG i love st. anger

metallibanger: fuckin retard, that shit sucks, listen to master of puppetz, or kill em all.

retard: what are those.

metallibanger: WHAT?????????

by metallilbanger April 5, 2005

188πŸ‘ 132πŸ‘Ž


ride the lightning

pure metal, straight up your ass.

too bad metallica sucks now, they used to be soo goooood.
the metalligod that failed
sad but true

by metallilbanger April 5, 2005

117πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


megadeth

yes dave mustaine is a talented musician, but he's a selfish, inconsiderate jerk. he was kicked out of MetallicA because of his drug problems, and cause he's a jerk, and cuase kirk is better. if mustaine never existed, there still would be a metallica becuase it was started by lars, not dave. megadeth is not as heavy or as good as metallica, and definately not as good as slayer. dave hates them both because he jealous that theyre better than him. he is just a puppet and drugs are his masters. so shsut the fuck up you megaidiots.

dave mustaine is a selfish bastard.

by metallilbanger April 3, 2005

58πŸ‘ 355πŸ‘Ž


ozzy

the conductor of the crazy train.

all aboard the crazy train.

by metallilbanger April 8, 2005

335πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž


fuse

a musik channel that actually plays fucking music!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG

mtv idiot: i luv mtv, it so cool

me: fuck that, watch fuse you moron, they actually show music video's

mtv idiot: OMG, really!!!!!!!!!

by metallilbanger April 8, 2005

22πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


marilyn manson

a sick fucked up person. a fucking queer. the wannabe anti-christ. ozzy is tha real anti-christ.got his ribs taken out so he can suck his own cock.that is fucked up.cross dresses all the time. fuck that mutha fuka.

person 1: who is that really ugly chic over there?

person 2: oh, thats marilyn manson.

person 1: what the fuck!

by metallilbanger February 19, 2005

89πŸ‘ 292πŸ‘Ž