misspeak

1) To make a claim to be under sniper fire in a hostile environment.
2) To try to cover your ass when someone calls you out on your bullshit.

guy: once I saw Jimi Hendrix live
girl: Jimi Hendrix died in 1970. You were born in the 80's.
guy: wait...I didn't mean to misspeak

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alliterative appellation

an alliterative appellation

No-Nonsense Norman is an alliterative appellation
Butthead Barry
Santorum-Slurping Sandra

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man-penis

a man's penis.
Should never be mistaken with horse-penis or another animal's appendage

"This woman can't seem to achieve orgasm with her fingers"
"Try using your man-penis"
"Yep, that did the trick"

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