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a sex act preformed on someone who is unconcious, either from drugs or alcohol or perhaps in a coma
"melissa faked being roofyed so that dude would give her a meeker, dirty slut"
a phrase used to describe someone having incredibly bad oral hygeine and major tooth decay and/or loss, usually from drinking fuckloads of cheap whiskey
melissa has whiskey tooth so bad she's makes shane magowan look like a fucking tooth model
verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over
just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next
ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"
a recepticle in a blow up doll that recieves the ejaculate in order to prevent penile rupture caused by hydralic action, usually of half to one pint capacity, often emptied by squirting feminine hygeine products in a washing out type manner
"that pyscho cheating slut melissa can soak up dog jizz like a freshly douched cumsocket"
archaic term used to describe the female sex organ, especially in a derogatory fashion
"melissa is such a filthy whore her goache has more traffic than the lincoln tunnel"
the act of furiously trying to get off when faced with getting caught by the police or parents
shit, dad's home, PANIC FUCK !!!!
poop hammer; one who prefers vigorous anal entry over all others
"melissa likes getting her stool pushed in, she's such a fucking poop hammer"