spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "

random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster

cusifey

Female cousin you're married to.

Cousins by blood, Lovers by choice..

mew: i just married my cousin and we're happy!
woof: congratulations on being a cusifey now!

cusbando

Male cousin you're married to.

Cousins by blood, Lovers by choice..

mew: missing my cusbando right now..
alabama people: feel you!
everyone else: what?!?