California

That place where all the hippies go to get arrested.

"Man, let's all go to California, where everyone is free!" -Random hippies, bikers, and gay people

"On today's agenda for the State of California, we will now increase the penalty to required life imprisonment for someone who pees on the lawn in his third conviction. No exceptions for homeless people, pregnant women, little kids, or people with medical disorders." -California politicians

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