Fucking Idiot

The editors of UD are fucking cock-kissing, knee-grow cunts. Get bent you cum-coughing, fag-fondlers.

I'm an editor at UD, I'm a fucking idiot. I deny your word because I don't know how to read so I merely deny every other word that flashes upon my computer screen.

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STrolLin'

Trolling the city of St. Louis.

Person A: "Yaw, kid whatchoo do today?"

Person 2: "Nuttin' be just STrolLin' yo, you know pissin' on da Arch an shit."

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STrolLin'

Trolling the city of St. Louis.

Person A: "Yaw, kid whatchoo do today?"

Person 2: "Nuttin' b, just STrolLin' yo, you know pissin' on da Arch and shit."

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Bronado

When one is having a party of sorts and super bro-y, bros crash said party and decimate the place in which said party was being held.

It looks like a tornado just hit the bitch...No dood, it was a muthafuckin' Bronado.

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Chigger, bees.

Nigger, please.

Human 1: "Ya'll seent the new Tyler Perry movie?"
Human 2: "Chigger, bees. Of course we did."

Human 3: "Ya bitch, I'll kick yo ass."
Human 4: "Pshhhhh, chigger bees."

Frusciante

Instead of saying for sure.

Hambone 1: "Are you going to Mary-Ellen's party tonight. I heard it's suppose to be a real hoot."

Cool guy without shirt: "Frusciante, man."

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