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Chancla

One of a hispanic mom's most lethal weapons. It can track you. It will find you, and it will kill you. The military has put a ton of money to discover the science of the Chancla.

Kid: MAMA! COMPRAME LA PS5 AHORA!

mom: *proceeds to take off her chancla*

Kid: MAMA, NO! *runs*

mom: *throws chancla*

*misses*

*comes back and hits the kid running to the other side of the store*

kid: fucking dies

by mexican idiot May 30, 2022

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Telenovela

Mexican show about love and too much fucking drama in it. Sometimes used by Mexicans to tell that something is too dramatic

Guy 1: Bro this is more dramatic than a telenovela
Guy 2: I know.

by mexican idiot April 10, 2022